Why don't our cats have balls?I am driving in rush hour traffic, trying to get us home safely, and then I am saddled with answering this question...seriously?!? I then told him "so they don't have babies..." he responds "that is just silly - they are boys". I know this is going nowhere.
I suddenly remember when he was five, and was in kindergarten. I was getting him ready for bath, he was standing facing the tub in front of me buck naked. Suddenly, he says "Momma, do I have eggs down there..."
Another time, a few years later, he comes running in and tells me "it is broken...it won't fold back up!"
And yes, in both situations, I had to first hold my laughter back, take a deep breath, and figure out what exactly I was going to say...
My only advice to Mom's of boys, refrain from laughing your butt off and maintain composure -- at any cost.
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